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20 Cleaning Quotes

August 28, 2018 By Jenai May

  1. You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. -Cecil Baxter

  2. A perfectly kept house is the sign of a misspent life. -Mary Randolph Carter
  3. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance. -Phyllis Diller
  4. Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.  – Margaret Culkin Banning

  5. Your home is living space, not storage space. -Francine Jay
  6. In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. -Mary Poppins
  7. A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.-Irish saying

  8. Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes. -P.J. O’Rourke
  9. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get itself dirty. -unknown
  10. There’s something about a clean house, a clean room. It does wonders for the psyche.- Brian Sansoni
  11. Cleaning and organizing is a practice, not a project. -Meagan Francis

  12. A clean place makes a happy space. -unknown
  13. Excuse the mess, but we live here. -Roseanne Barr
  14. Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it.-unknown
  15. Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.-Thelma Harper

  16. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places. -unknown
  17. My house was clean last week…Sorry you missed it. -unknown
  18. At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. -Rose Macaulay

  19. This is a self-cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. -unknown
  20. Nothing inspires cleaning more than an unexpected guest. -Radhika Mundra

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